A transparent proposition
Give us money.
That's the whole product.
No dashboard. No onboarding flow. No 14-day trial that quietly renews. You choose an amount, the payment clears, and we both move on with our lives — one of us slightly richer.
What you receive
A receipt, and the private knowledge that you did it on purpose.
What we do with it
Rent, coffee, and an unreasonable amount of server capacity.
Why you might
Every other checkout page lies to you. This one doesn't.
Data practices, probably
We may or may not sell your personal information.
Full transparency: we haven't decided yet. Your name, email, payment details, browsing habits, and the exact second you clicked “Send” — all of it is potentially for sale, depending entirely on how this quarter goes.
We're not saying we will. We're not saying we won't. We're simply preserving optionality — the same courtesy every other company extends itself in paragraph 47 of a privacy policy no one reads.
The difference is we're telling you up front, in plain language, before you hand over anything. If that bothers you, the honorable move is to not give us money. We will respect that choice, possibly.
This disclosure may itself be sold.
Incident response, as such
We cannot promise your information won't be stolen.
After consulting with our legal team — who may have lawyers or may just be guys who read lawyer stuff on the internet — we are legally comfortable telling you this: your data might get stolen. It probably won't. But it might. We're not making any promises, and frankly neither is anyone else, they just buried it deeper in the document.
If it is stolen, here is our comprehensive incident response plan: we will follow the standard industry practice of not assuming any responsibility whatsoever. Then, as a gesture of goodwill and in no way as an admission of fault, we will provide you with one (1) year of credit monitoring through a service whose own security you are welcome to research at your own pace.
Good luck monitoring your information for the rest of your lives for something we may or may not have been responsible for. The monitoring expires after twelve months. The risk does not.
One (1) year of monitoring. Lifetime of risk.
Now with AI, because we have to say that
We added an AI. It writes you a thank-you note.
Every company claims to be AI-enabled now, so we are too — technically, truthfully, and for no other reason. Press the button and our AI will generate a one-of-a-kind gratitude receipt for your transfer of $49. This is the entire feature. It is exactly as advertised.
No note yet. The AI is standing by, vaguely.
Powered by a real AI model, because saying so is now mandatory.